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WELCOME TO ALLselfimportantmediagobshiteScotland.COM
 
A one stop shop for any self respecting media high-flyer to:
 
 - Pat yourself, and each other, on the back for being so fucking brilliant and stick all your virtual tongues up each others virtual arses until your ears bleed.
 
- Gossip like old widows about people you barely know and pretend to be impressed about some assistant editor you've never heard of cycling backwards to China for charity in our gossip column The Shite.
 
- And most of all, slag of agencies, booooo! Hiss! ripping us all off and being pantomime villains. Booooo!
 
To find out which agency scum have been arrested this week and which gallant freelances have been ripped off and left homeless read The Shite this week.
 

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AllselfimportantmediagobshiteScotland.Com can reveal that all of the Scottish papers had stories in them today. Mostly about Kate Moss and some other serious stuff in the big, serious beacons of Scottish journalism about Jack McConnell and some Kosovans. We just need to make sure we mention The Scotsman and also The Herald in bolded up text in case you can't read the titles of newpapers otherwise. We also need to mention The Sun and the Mirror and the Times and the Telegraph and the Indie and the Mail and the Record in case anyone feels left out.

Another proud day for Scottish journalism, keep it up guys!

 

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